Maximum Ride...

Maximum Ride...
Maximum Ride books... SUCH LIES!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

SORRY!!!!

It has been literally forever since I updated. But let me tell you it was not fun, not updating. WAY to many weird, crazy, awkward, disturbing, amazing... you get the point... things have happened.
I found out where Fang and Gazzy was, through Gazzy's mind. Max and I flew over there. We found Fang and Gazzy. Max held her breath, turned purple and almost died because Fang wouldn't tell her the truth about why he left. Fang gave Max a ring--no he didn't propose (they are only 16!)--Max found a second ring and got all paranoid. I told Max she should ask him to marry her--just to see what would happen. She told me to ask him. I said fine! Fang started acting weird. Max called Fang to ask him why he was acting weird. Fang didn't understand; he told us he was on a private island on the coast of Hawaii. We were confused. The "Fang" that gave Max the ring was a clone. "Fang" has been a clone ever since Shadow died. Max found out she was watching a stranger sleep. We found out Nudge was going to The Performance and Arts Center. She got a scholarship. Nudge wants to become an actress. DUH!
-Angel

Sunday, May 15, 2011

I HATE ANGEL!

Angel just told me about Iggy. She didn't even put this on the blog! So I'll tell ya! Angel and Iggy are dating! He dumped Ella for her!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN! OMG! I left. Angel is totally a b**** for not telling me sooner! It's been like a week. I'm leaving for a while. Like Fang.
-Gazzy

Saturday, May 14, 2011

JEB. FOUND. US.

Well... You know how I said, 'I mind controlled my mom and we don't go to school', well... I felt guilty cause she is my mom, so I uncontrolled her. I don't think that's possible... BUT HEY! It worked. Well about Jeb... So my mom knows about this guy now. From me and Gazzy. So we go to a 'private school' now. Can't tell ya my location. MOS. Well we did. It has all grades so Max was there too. I think don't think it was a 'coincedence'. Well, Max found out that Jeb, yes him, was subbing for our science teacher. In her grade, not mine. PHEW!!!!! Well, he smiled evilly at Max... UH OH! And now, we move schools. :)
-Angel and Gazzy, I don't know why I keep putting his name...

FANG. IS. GONE.

Max and Fang are back together and Fang disappeared. Again. I'm positive it was against his free will. I'm betting he got kidnapped. I can't pick up on his mind! AH!
-Angel

16 ways to tell if you are obsessed with Maximum Ride :)

16 ways to tell if you are obsessed with Maximum Ride:

1. You keep having dreams that you are running from Erasers, then you jump off a cliff and snap open your wings
2. You claim you've seen the Flock flying over your school
3. You put wings on your dog and say, "FLY TOTAL!!"
4. You keep checking your back for wings
5. When someone at your school asks if they can borrow your eraser, you duck under desk and scream, "WHERE!!"
6. You wish your dog could talk
7. You regularly have conversations with your split personalities. Their names are: Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gasman, and Angel.
8.You get paranoid every time you go to the doctor's or smell antiseptic.
9. When you're on the edge of somewhere high and suddenly get the urge to jump off.
10. You think there's a voice in your head. (other than your own)
11. You try to find the toy store in NY so you can buy a Celeste teddy bear.
12. Whenever you order a pizza, you have to check for a bomb.
13. You think there's a tracking chip implanted in you.
14. Every night you pray for wings.
15. Each time you go to the beach you check to see if you can breathe under water.
16. If every time you look up and see birds, you think it's the flock and then you see that they're only birds and you say, "CRAP!"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

This week's poll, you don't really need to vote. I put it up before they got back together. But others... VOTE VOTE VOTE! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
-Angel and Gazzy

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

OMG!

BREAKING NEWS: Max and Fang are now... K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then--you get the point. If you're stupid and didn't get the message... MAX AND FANG ARE DATING AGAIN!
-Angel and Gazzy... Well mostly Angel. :)